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So, I just made this blog. I've been toying with the idea for years, but now I think I finally have the personal discipline to keep up with it. I will post whatever I damn well feel like, which may include thoughts on anime, the world economy, why I hate fire ants, or any other assortment of things that spring to (and desperately try to get out of) my mind.

Some people think that blogs are passe. They are correct. However, nobody has ever called me trendy, so here I am making one now. Take that, Internet hipsters! I will post things here at least once a week. I tried that before, in college, but I never had the wherewithal to stick to a regular update schedule. Hopefully this time will be different.

Oh, by the way, here is a pangolin:

(photo courtesy of* the San Diego Zoo website and Google Image Search)

*stolen from

Apparently he is trying to make fun of me. We'll see who gets the last laugh, you lovable, scaly bastard! (Spoilers: the pangolin can't laugh. I win!)

I will try not to fall into the usual trap that many bloggers fall into. That is, basically blowing your load when it comes to content and ideas, posting shit-tons of stuff to start with, then not updating for months on end only to finally end your hiatus by putting up some mediocre garbage that nobody wants to read. I've seen it happen before, and so I'm going to pace myself. By publishing this blog, I will be joining the ranks of hundreds of millions of other people whose inane (but in my case, totally awesome) personal ramblings will be forever stored on random hard drives in windowless datacenters across the globe. Huzzah!