There is a plague upon this world. One which has existed for centuries, unchecked by all. I am talking, of course about Irish volcanoes. According to that respected, world-renowned bastion of reporting, FoxNews.com, scientists are anxiously monitoring Irish territory in fear of another outbreak of hellish violence and destruction, and also they are monitoring volcanic activity. Don't believe me? Check out this screen capture from a recently published article:
See?! It's true! The feared Irish gods of old have been awakened once again from their slumber by the sweet, sweet smell of Lucky Charms and the blood of Protestant virgins. None are safe from their blistering, acrid, fiery wrath! If you need me, I'll be in my basement surrounded by four-leaf clovers and pints of Guinness.
Or maybe all that is unnecessary and FoxNews.com can remember to type Iceland instead of Ireland, the buffoons.
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