Like Watching a Burlap Sack Full of Shrieking Rabid Weasels

That's how I characterize the state of most political commentary on the internet. It can be fun to watch idiots go from zero to full-on foamy-mouthed derpy madness in only 1 post. However, you can only take so much blood and fur flying around before you get bored and start to hate yourself a little for enjoying it on some base level.

A technical illustration of the aforementioned simile.

As such, I am going to keep my blog as politics-free as possible. The real world's problems suck, and I want to keep my writings as suck-free as possible. I know, I know, hard to do when my entries have all the shining qualities of wastewater treatment plant effluent, but I will try to increase the awesome and decrease the suck whenever possible. That means no "wings" or "sides" or any other terms that can both be used to describe political affiliation as well as dinner-menu items.

HYPE alert! I will be going to see 127 Hours at the Regal Hollywood 24 cinema in Atlanta, GA tomorrow at 7:25pm. Join me, or I will come to your house and wistfully gaze through your window while you sleep, pondering what might have been, until the cops knock me down with a water cannon. I will be handing out free invisible coupons good for 1 free Internet when you purchase an in-stock Internet of equal or greater value!

Be there or be a four-sided polygon whose interior angles are all 90 degrees!