Well, That Didn't Take Long

That's what she said! But yeah, I figured it would only be a matter of time before I broke one of the promises I made to readers at the beginning of this blog. That being the promise to update at least once a week. I kinda figured it wouldn't take too long for this to happen, but at least I have a few readers now to call me on it.

So here's something I'll try to do to get more people interested in the blog. I'm just throwing ideas out here, but I just came up with something that should be both interesting and nice when turned into an acronym: HYPE! That is, How's Your Pangolin Events!

Every week I will post an entry detailing what I think I will be doing at some later date, and get people to follow me along on whatever mudane activity I choose. We'll eat, drink, and talk about who-knows-what! Unless we're in a library, or some other place where merry-making is frowned upon. Then we can whisper in hushed tones and make furtive glances towards random people. I'll soon be on my way to developing a fantastic secret society / personality cult, complete with followers who are more than willing to swill a few buckets of cyanide-laced 4Loko at the drop of a hat. Mwahahahahaaaa! So, dear puppets readers, like Scar from The Lion King said, "be prepared" to follow me into the dark (read: poorly lit because I don't have the cash to spring for decent lighting) world of HYPE. Or not. This whole thing could collapse in a few days for all I know.

But, for now, I think my first HYPE event will be a movie. That movie being 127 Hours. Come along for all the arm-chopping you can handle! I don't know exactly when I will be seeing this, but it will probably be in the next day or two. I will post up a short entry detailing the where and when (as well as posting up a google maps address). If you've already seen the movie, come again anyway! Oh lawsy, I'm so lonely... *sniff*

So, loyal readers. This week I will get back into the swing of posting things again. I've never run a blog, so I figured I'd have a few lapses in personal discipline when it comes to staying on top of a writing schedule. Wait... that makes it sound like I've been having S&M sessions with my own blog. I don't even know how that's possible. Now I feel dirty. Be back later, I'm going to go scrub myself with raw lye and wire brushes!