Killer Coaster

scale physical model

Julijonas Urbonas, a designer from Lithuania has created a huge ass roller coaster.  Were it to actually be built, I think I'd have to be joyfully suicidal to ride it.  I think it'd take years of G training before I could actually withstand the 10+ G's produced along the loops.  It is 1,673 feet high (roughly the height of the sears tower) and has nearly 4 miles of track.  Meant to induce unconsciousness (followed by death) with it's euphoric, blood-draining, centrifugal effect on the body, I think the poop I left on the way down would be the least of my worries.

Recalling the sky-high, violent, car-hurling, death machines that we all used to build in the Roller Coaster Tycoon series, it does not actually hurl the cars into the air during the last leg of the ride; rather, it is a closed loop like all other normal coasters.  If you were hoping for the effect of the masses splattering into unrecognizable shapes of dripping goop this time around, too bad.  To make it up to you, Urbonas plans to have Hellraiser's half brother running the ride.

"All your base are belong to us!"

The website of the designer:     http://www.julijonasurbonas.lt/p/euthanasia-coaster/