Hello, loyal readers. Yes, I realize this is the first time in over a month that I have written anything. This is because I have contracted a serious disease. It affects neck-bearded people all over the world, and now I am one of the many who can be added the sad statistic comprised by those afflicted with the dreaded "writer's block".
Figure 1A: The Writer's Block
Jump up and smash your head against it to gain neat power-ups, such as
"bored hipster thick-rimmed glasses" and "1/5 liter bottle of Wild Turkey".
I plan on posting a bunch of stuff in the near future, but for now I'm hoarding my ideas like a barren-wombed, elderly spinster hoards cats. I don't want to write anything until I'm damn well ready (and liquored up). Anyway, keep an eye on the blog in the next few days.
Also, I've contracted with Chou Napkin Illustrations and Tiny Model Houses, Inc. to produce a logo for the site. Since I'm paying him the fabulous sum of $0.00 dollars (Australian) I am expecting some top-quality work. Anything less and, well, let's just say I know where he lives and I also know some fruit delivery companies that deal in durians.
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